Next time you see on of those little Japanese sports cars on the road, check out the driver. Nine out of ten are driven by very hot, red-necky or white-trashy chicks. Seriously, take a look.
That led me to a more complete generalization of chicks and their cars...
stripper - Japanese sports car or Jeep Wrangler
country chick - pick-up, pre-1990
college chick w/o rich Dad - Jetta
college chick w/rich Dad - BMW convertible
early career chick (college educated) - BMW 3 Series
early career chick (no college) - Honda Accord
Mom - minivan (duh)
Mom w/lots of kids - Suburban
Mom w/breast implants - Escalade
hot Mom w/short husband - Hummer
hot Mom w/standard husband - SUV
divorcee w/o kids - Porsche
divorcee w/kids - expensive SUV
hot older lady with even older husband - Maserati
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Volkswagen Cabriolet - hot chick from an upper middle-class family. Look for key accessories such as stainless and gold rolex, trendy sunglasses and usually a short, preppy hair cut.
Jeep CJ5 or Wrangler (not a cherokee)- hot southern chick who is probably wealthy enough to have this car for spring and summer only. several of these girls attend college of charleston, georgia, etc. she is almost always wearing khaki shorts and very old t-shirt, usually with a bathing suit underneath both. this is the only time a girl can look really hot in a baseball hat.
Toyota 4 Runner with slightly tinted windows and any of the following stickers on the back glass: Bob Marley, Rasta bears or Jerry Garcia. This is a complex creature. She obviously hails from an upper-middle class family. 100% of the time, these girls are in a sorority, usually the one with all the hot chicks in it. She is often accompanied by one, or more, of her sorority sisters; atleast one of whom secretly envies her wealth and resents the humiliating fact that she is always in the back seat and never the driver. The chick in the back, by the way, has already decided that she is going to marry for money and will settle for one of the following guys: pre-med, pre-law, wealthy family. Back to the driver. She is a unique combinantion of trendy and high maintenance with a dark side only revealed away from campus. In the event that you ever see this girl at a Dead Show and she is not with her sisters, you are in for a long strange trip. Tell her you think the irony of life is that "if the thunder don't get you, then the lightning will." Notice the change in her expression, you now have the keys to the kingdom.
Ford Taurus - ridiculously hot girl driving it. Absolutely always a pharmaceutical sales rep. It is worth following this girl to see if she stops by your doctors office. If so, pay attention to your future presciptions and pray that whatever drugs this legalized corporate prostitute is selling have not been rushed through the phase II trials. If so, you may be cured of your symptoms but likely to develop liver or pancreatic cancer in the future. Drug companies logic: rush like hell through the tests, ignore the fact that the rats are cured but now have no hair and visible lumps under their skin, pay the "account executive" 250K per year to cover two states and know that the doctors will always miraculously make time to see them in their busy schedules. Set aside 10% per year of the $1B in profits for future legal expenses, use the remaining funds to buy back shares in order to redeem your stock options.
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